There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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