peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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