I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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