i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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