Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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