i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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