The maid of honor just puked.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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