I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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