I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
