Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
