you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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She's the barista slut.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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