I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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