I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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