You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
