Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it glows. i had to have it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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