Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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