i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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