Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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