I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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