Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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