What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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