Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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