some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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