I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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