I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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