I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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