Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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