Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
