I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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