Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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