Bisexual people are plain selfish.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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