Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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