you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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