hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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