You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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