My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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