Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's like iHOP with fire
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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