Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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