If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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