From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We have started to decorate penises.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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