Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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