no. you can't hotbox the world.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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