scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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