and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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