I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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