I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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