I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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