So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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