Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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