She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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