So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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