So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
