i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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